OH MAN, ONLY IF IT'S MY TEACHER FROM SOPHOMORE YEAR. BECAUSE ANY OTHER ENGLISH TEACHER COULD NOT HANDLE IT. I WOULD BE SENT TO GUIDANCE. OR WORSE.

My Junior teacher was so prim, when our Treasurer was giving his speech, "So what exactly does a treasurer do? Well, as my girlfriend says, it's 'quite a mouthful'", she just about fainted. "I'm just kidding guys! Hey ladies, I'm single!" XDXD I think he got written up, but he was the class hero.