Scene opens with A and B running frantically down the street. A book is chasing them, pages flapping like jaws. A and B duck into an alleyway and find that it's a dead end. They turn and the book is upon them! A trips and sprains ankle. B jumps bravely in front of A. Book eats them both.

They find that through the book's jaws is a Middle Age-esque land. They are in a field, where a klutzy knight is asleep. An obviously exhausted horse eats grass nearby. Knight and horse are on their way to rescue the maiden from the dragon. A and B offer to help.

Stuff happens.

Find dragon.

Knight battles dragon, manages to momentarily incapacitate dragon.

Knight and maiden share fluffy moment.

Dragon is un-incapacitated. Attacks.

A attempts to protect knight and maiden. B again jumps in front of A. Both are eaten once more (knight and maiden and horse also eaten is optional).

They now wind up (insert scene here).

A: You've got to stop trying to protect me, B.

END.