♥ Little Henry (I used to have newts)

[crystal_sun396]

I HAS FETUS. ... :D

Dear Crystal,

Greetings, from the wonderful land of fetuses, bringing you fetus-y goods, joy and pleasure since the 1980's...-ish. Um. IRREGARDLESS. Please enjoy the complimentary refreshments made from embalming fluid and something that smells more or less like pineapple juice and apple cider. Now, HERE IS YOUR FETUS. PLEASE ENJOY THE FETUS.

*Free (DUNUNUNUNUNUN) BATMAN suit included as promised. Some assembly required. Batteries not included - why? Because fetuses don't need the aid of technological advancement to love you with all the might of their totally underdeveloped hearts.

Love,
The "Wonderful Land of Fetus" Team + Shyue


AND YES please take good care of Henry! He can get a little disoriented and get lost, despite the seemingly brave and adventurous front that wonderful batman-saving-the-universe suit puts up for him. BUT WORRY NOT, for if that ever happens, just listen to the quiet and lonely meeping in the corner or under your bed - CALLING FOR YOU TO COME TO THE RESCUE. And you will find him. I believe you two will grow very fond of each other.

Comments

[eluneth.livejournal.com]

KDAJKDJADDJADJSDJ;AKCUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

[crystal-sun396.livejournal.com]

YESYESYES. YES, HE IS, ISN'T HE?! *BEEEEAAAAAMITY PRIDE* ^_______^

[shyue.livejournal.com]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! YEEESSSSSS!!!!! ♥

[shyue.livejournal.com]

WAIT THAT FAILED:

♥

[crystal-sun396.livejournal.com]

It does not recognise CAPSLOCK. FAIL, HTML. FAIL.

... I've never met Lily's fetus. Lily, when you have a chance, introduce us!

[shyue.livejournal.com]

Lily told me she ate hers. With ketchup. And that it was crunchy.

His name was HARVEY. He had a PARTY HAT D;

[crystal-sun396.livejournal.com]

<3 She has good taste. ^____^

The poor thing was doomed from the start, then. Harvey?