Star Warts!

[crystal_sun396]

Last night at the cousins':
WARNING: Extremely random and corny.


Star Warts! Staring [my cousin] as Fluke Skiidiver and [me] as the infamous Dearth Vapor.

Scene 3 - Set in [cousin's] basement:
Fluke and Dearth spar with the laser-noodles with Fluke edging backwards until his back is to the Ping-Pong Table of Ping-Pong

Dearth knocks Fluke's green laser-noodle aside with a powerful sweep of her orange one

Dearth: Join me! And together, we will do Evil Things of Unspeakable Horror to the snow sleds!

Fluke: No! Y-You killed my hamster!

ominous sound of two younger cousins on roller blades

Dearth: No Fluke. I ATE your hamster!

Fluke: Nooooooo!

End Scene.



^^I had a very interesting night. And came home with some of my hair stuck together in glittery sky-blue blobs and the knowledge that you can freeze a water-balloon without it exploding.

Also:
From tons of people, because I'm late.

You name three people. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag.

Comments

[drunkkero.livejournal.com]

Mr. Gettis
Mr. Clayton
Mr. Simon

[crystal-sun396.livejournal.com]

O_____O

!

Um...I'm not sure who Mr. Simon is. Gettis off the cliff ><, Clayton (who I don't have, BTW) marry? And shag whoever Mr. Simon is?

Shag means to have sex with, right? Because then there is something wrong with this question. It's forcing you to have intercourse outside of marriage.

...yesyes, I know, it's just for fun.

[drunkkero.livejournal.com]

Because then there is something wrong with this question. It's forcing you to have intercourse outside of marriage.

Only if you have morals... Which I do have on this topic. ><

I think there's a Simon at your school who teaches Biology and the Simon at my school is the principal, but they've got no realation and I'm referring to the Biology teacher. I didn't know you didn't have him. >.> And I thought that everyone had Clayton? o.O

[crystal-sun396.livejournal.com]

Nope! *snigger* I have a Mrs. Weinshanker for math. Lalalala~

And I know I've heard of Simon somewhere... science teacher? That makes sense somehow...

[drunkkero.livejournal.com]

Wow... I thought that she wasn't going to teach H. Geometry this year. o.O oh well.

Yea, he's your school's Bio teacher. ::nods::

[crystal-sun396.livejournal.com]

? You knew her?


O.o how is it htat you know and I don't?

[drunkkero.livejournal.com]

No, but I've got friend's in the upper grades. =)

Because I've kept in touch with old friends. =)

[crystal-sun396.livejournal.com]

Yay. My friends don't tell me these things. Usually.

=P

[lily22.livejournal.com]

*is amused*

I am assuming that laser-noodles are those swimming floating styrofoam noodle things...?

[crystal-sun396.livejournal.com]

^^ Yup, that they were. There was also a pink one and a blue one, but the two cousins (#4 & #5) who were rollerblading were using them. (Don't ask me what as; I'm not to blame this time ><). Now if the fifth cousin (#2) had been there...

:DDDD