Star Warts!
Feb. 27th, 2005 08:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Last night at the cousins':
WARNING: Extremely random and corny.
Star Warts! Staring [my cousin] as Fluke Skiidiver and [me] as the infamous Dearth Vapor.
Scene 3 - Set in [cousin's] basement:
Fluke and Dearth spar with the laser-noodles with Fluke edging backwards until his back is to the Ping-Pong Table of Ping-Pong
Dearth knocks Fluke's green laser-noodle aside with a powerful sweep of her orange one
Dearth: Join me! And together, we will do Evil Things of Unspeakable Horror to the snow sleds!
Fluke: No! Y-You killed my hamster!
ominous sound of two younger cousins on roller blades
Dearth: No Fluke. I ATE your hamster!
Fluke: Nooooooo!
End Scene.
^^I had a very interesting night. And came home with some of my hair stuck together in glittery sky-blue blobs and the knowledge that you can freeze a water-balloon without it exploding.
Also:
From tons of people, because I'm late.
You name three people. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag.
WARNING: Extremely random and corny.
Star Warts! Staring [my cousin] as Fluke Skiidiver and [me] as the infamous Dearth Vapor.
Scene 3 - Set in [cousin's] basement:
Fluke and Dearth spar with the laser-noodles with Fluke edging backwards until his back is to the Ping-Pong Table of Ping-Pong
Dearth knocks Fluke's green laser-noodle aside with a powerful sweep of her orange one
Dearth: Join me! And together, we will do Evil Things of Unspeakable Horror to the snow sleds!
Fluke: No! Y-You killed my hamster!
ominous sound of two younger cousins on roller blades
Dearth: No Fluke. I ATE your hamster!
Fluke: Nooooooo!
End Scene.
^^I had a very interesting night. And came home with some of my hair stuck together in glittery sky-blue blobs and the knowledge that you can freeze a water-balloon without it exploding.
Also:
From tons of people, because I'm late.
You name three people. I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry, and one to shag.