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[crystal_sun396]

From Sandanzuki

Bold whatever is true for you, leave it plain if it's not true, italicize it if you wish it were true, bold and italicize it if you wish it weren't true. Also, leave your own comments in [brackets], and add one of your own at the bottom. Then tag four of your friends. Have fun!

- I miss somebody right now. [Missing people seems to be a very consistent thing with me. Still, I'm not unhappy]

- I don't watch a lot TV these days. [SAT course, studying, and net hopping is eating my time. Besides, they don't have Yugioh on weekdays.]

- I own lots of books. [But I really would like more. I had to give up huge chunks of my collection to Cousins so I need compensation. Just need to find some space...]

- I wear contacts or glasses. [Anyone know when you are considered legally blind? I'm probably almost there]

- I love to play video games. [Or watch. I stink. I still love them]

- I've tried marijuana.

- I have been in a threesome. [The Threesome yes. But those are just a bunch of trees]

- I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

- I believe honesty is usually the best policy. [Otherwise you would be getting caught left and right and then where would you be?]

- I curse sometimes all the time.

- I have changed a lot mentally over the past year.

- I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

- I'm TOTALLY smart.

- I've broken someone's bones.

- I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. [Half true. It's a stupid secret, though. And at least one other person knows it]

- I'm paranoid at times. [School, friends, the future... everything I care about is a cause for worry]

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [Eye-surgery anyway. And my mom wants to remove my mole. It's my goshdarn mole and I like it! If it gets removed, I wanna keep it. (eew)]

- I need money right now. [Well, not need per se... just want, really]

- I talk really, really fast. [Deny deny deny]

- I have fresh breath in the morning.

- I have long hair.

- I have lost money in Las Vegas. [I bought something I definitely didn't need. Then lost it]

- I have at least one sibling. [Got the Cousins. I'm especially close to #2, seeing as our ages are so close. I'm a lot alike #5, though. It's creepy really.]

- I was born in a country outside of the U.S

- I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.

- I like the way that I look. [Could lost some weight and dye my hair green]

- I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. [...maybe?]

- I know how to cornrow.

- I am usually pessimistic.

- I have a lot of mood swings. [Maybe? Haven't been around real live people in so long]

- I have a hidden talent. [It's hidden even from me?]

- I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. [Hard boiled eggs are another story]

- I have a lot of friends.

- I am currently single.

- I enjoy talking on the phone. [Rarely. And answer machines scare me]

- I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.

- I love like to shop. [For food, books, or... no, that may be it. o_O]

- I would rather shop than eat.

- I would classify myself as ghetto.

- I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. [Not obsessed. But I like it]

- I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. [At least, no one comes to mind]

- I'm a pretty good dancer. [I have no idea. I like to dance. Usually.]

- I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother/grandmother. [Why should I be. They're cool(ish)]

- I have a cellphone. My grandma's actually. I think it's a lone]

- I believe in (a/some) God(s). [Yes]

- I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

- I've rejected someone before.

- I currently like/ love someone. [Someones. But they're all fictional]

- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. [It's pretty vague]

- I want to have/adopt children in the future.

- I have changed a diaper before. [I helped, anyway]

- I've called the cops on a friend before.

- I'm not allergic to anything.

- I have a lot to learn.

- I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.

- I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.

- I have at least 5 away messages saved. [None. Is this for AIM?]

- I have tried alcohol or drugs before. [The only wind I'm even close to liking is red. In super small amounts.]

- I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.

- I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.

- I would die for my best friends. [I don't want anyone to go to Hell]

- I watch soap operas whenever I can.

- I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. [I can be]

- I have used my sexuality to advance my career. ['And I hope I never do' - Sandanzuki. Ditto]

- I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".

- Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. [I don't celebrate it]

- I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. [He... scares me]

- I have dated a close friend's ex.

- I like surveys/memes. [When I have time. And patience.]

- I am happy at this moment. [Let's say I'm not unhappy.]

- Democrat. [Is there an 'e'? And I have no idea.]

- Conservative Republican. [Conservative, yes]

- I go for older guys. [Oh yes. And older aliens and mice. (I'm not sure the mouse was older. In mice years?)]

- I study for tests. [Compulsively]

- I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.

- I can work on a car. [I don't. Does this mean fix the car, or do work in the car?]

- I love my job.

- I am comfortable with who I am right now.

- I have more than just my ears pierced.

- I walk barefoot wherever I can.

- I have jumped off a bridge. [Small one]

- I love sea turtles. [I'm more for land turtles actually. Box turtles]

- I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.

- I believe in prophetic dreams. [I also believe in witches and demons and psychics. Doesn't mean I like them. But I believe in them]

- I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.

- I am proficient on a musical instrument. [My piano is kind of rusty and I'm beginner in Chinese flute. Ocarina I can do]

- I worked at McDonald's restaurant.

- I hate office jobs.

- I think water is delicious. [Depends on the water and what I have just eaten. And how thirsty I am]

- I went to college out of state.

- I am a pyro. [I like fire. I hate hot things. Er...]

- I have thrown up from crying too much.

- I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. [ I still love them. And (I think) they were sorry]

- I like kisses. [But not the ones with white chocolate. My favorite are the dark ones]

- I fall for the worst people and have been hurt almost every time.

- I adore bright colors. [ I adore all colors]

- I love Dear Abby. [I love my friend Abby]

- I think school is awesome. [Some of the people could do with some thrashings improvements]

- I think pigtails serve a purpose. [They hold your hair back and make the middle of your head go bald]

- I don't know why I just did this stupid thing.

- I usually like covers better than originals. ['Wha...?' - Sandanzuki. Ditto]

- I don't like multi-textured ice cream.

- I watch Food Network way too much. [Ho yes.]

- I love coaching youth sports.

- I can pick up things with my toes. [I wish feet had opposable thumbs/toes]

- I can't whistle.

- I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes' slither.

- I have ridden/owned a horse.

- I still have every journal I've ever written in.

- I can't stick to a diet.

- I talk in my sleep. [Sometimes]

- I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.

- I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.

- Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. [Only my favorite tree is gone bye-bye]

- I have jazz in my blood.

- I wear a toe ring.

- I have a tattoo.

- I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. [Group projects tend to drive me nuts. Sometimes I like my partners, though]

- I am a caffeine junkie.

- I know who Santos L. Halper is.

- I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.

- I love wrestling.

- I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.

- If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.

- I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. [Know what it is]

- I have been to over 15 conventions. [Not one. Are they fun?]

- I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.

- I'm proud of at least one original work I created more than five years ago. [I love my younger self, even though she's embarrassing at times. She was good for her age]

- My idea of breakfast is a can of Coke when I wake up. [Ah! Soda!]

- I don't mind generic soft drinks one bit. [Ah! More Soda!]

- I play MUDs and enjoy them over MMORPGS.

- I am a girl and have hair that doesn't even cover my ears.

- I have something I should be doing but I'm not. [But I don't want to read about meiosis again!]

- I can pull one foot over my head. [Kind of]

- I like/love punk, indie, hard, and gothic rock, metal, emo, and screamo. [Music?]

- I like chicken.

- I believe in super people. [Wha...?]

- I'm bad at tennis. [By now, probably. Whose standard is this?]

- I have mastered the art of multitasking. [It's suppose to be easier for women on account of all the gray matter in their brain vs. white]

- I use google every day.

- I have AIDS.

- My eyes are dead by now

I tag whoever want to do this.






The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather
than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the
negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan
that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be
dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and
keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it
should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan
be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav
a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and
evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united
urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.